Joint Venture, Trina Weymon and Benjamin Lichtenwalner are proud to announce the much anticipated release of Christian Marshall LichtenwalnerTM. Christian is the production version of the project formerly codenamed “Ichabod Hortimer”. This first release of the joint venture is the product of 9 months intensive development and quality assurance testing. Christian was fully deployed by 2:33 AM June 10th, 2008 after a release effort of 14 hours led by Trina Weymon Lichtenwalner. Mrs. Lichtenwalner is now resting comfortably at the organization’s headquarters in Ossining, New York. Lichtenwalner, Inc. is proud to announce that Christian Marshall exceeds all analyst’s expectations. For a product sample, please see below.

On a more serious note, Trina and I would like to thank you all for your thoughts and prayers. Mother, baby (and father) are all doing well.